Muck Fingers Edit Meaning

1. The sexual act of fucking an inanimate object. My brother Jerry is really crazy I caught him promasterbating with a lamp this afternoon..

1. Noun. A rabid squirrel that runs around in the dark and stores optics in its cheeks. Has absentminded tenancies and can be identified ..

1. When receiving a hand job, the motion made to ensure the cum does not land on your couch Dude, last night I missed my side swipe and I ..