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When you shartin the bathtub.
"I was sitting in the bathtub with a lighter, ready to light my fart when I did a Dutch Henry!"..
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Homeless people.
These urban campers are bringing down my property value...
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when a girl gives a hand job to a guy that's laying down and then commences to suck the remnants off his stomach.
Last night she w..