Mud For My Turtle

What is Mud For My Turtle?


1.

Getting laid

After the drive in we went to a park and I got laid in the front seat of my car. My first love, circa 1960. Got some my mud for my turtle

See laid, screwed, boinked, nailed

2.

Having sex, fucking, getting pussy

Me: "So whats been going on with you?"

My grandfather: "Oh, just tryin to get some mud for my turtle"

See sex, fucking, copulation, turtle, mud


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