What is Mud For My Turtle?
1.
Getting laid
After the drive in we went to a park and I got laid in the front seat of my car. My first love, circa 1960. Got some my mud for my turtle
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2.
Having sex, fucking, getting pussy
Me: "So whats been going on with you?"
My grandfather: "Oh, just tryin to get some mud for my turtle"
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