Mud Fountain

What is Mud Fountain?

1.

When you're about to shit in your fuck buddies vagina, but you instead have diarrhea and spray all over her entire body, covering her in a cascade of warm, steamy scat.

Terry: Man I had a buttload of sushi last night, then I went home and gave my girlfriend a tremondous mud fountain.

David: Did you get it in her hair?

Terry: She looked like a bowl of warm melted chocolate ice cream.

David: Foul.

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