Mud Helmet

What is Mud Helmet?


1.

The fecal matter caked to one's penis after sexual relations in another's anus.

Dude, after ramming Alice in the ass, I had a serious mud helmet!!!

See mud, helmet, buttsex, anal

2.

The after effects of inserting the penis into the dirty ass of another. When the penis is pulled out the tip of the cock is lightly covered with poo thus giving it the look of having a mud on the helmet.

Man I was hittin her in the ass and when I pulled out I had a mud helmet.

See rusty trombone, dirty cock, shitty cock


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