Mud Hose

What is Mud Hose?

Noun - The action of violently shooting feces from your anus during a terrible bout of diarrhea. (Resembles a hose spurting out mud)

"Shit man, I gotta go real bad, I think I'm gonna have to whip out the mud hose."

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Faceplace

1. A mistakenly pronounced facebook. Grandma: "Hey get off that damned Faceplace, Johnny, it takes up all of your time." Johnny..

Lort

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