Mud Hose

What is Mud Hose?

Noun - The action of violently shooting feces from your anus during a terrible bout of diarrhea. (Resembles a hose spurting out mud)

"Shit man, I gotta go real bad, I think I'm gonna have to whip out the mud hose."

Ford-five

1. When two Superduty (or similar style trucks) pass one another on a narrow road close enough so their towing mirrors collide with one ano..

Zipper Hoagie

1. A penis. Note: Often "smothered in underwear." Girl: "I'm awfully hungry." Boy: "Feel like a zipper hoa..

Fondling

1. The art of being felt up. most commonly used by females. includes, caressing of the chest and neck resulting in heavy breathing and erec..

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