What is Mud Jouster?
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One who prefers to use the tradesman's entrance even when the front door is open; one whose preferred route for the delivery of pleasure is the Hershey Highway; one who packs brown, dairy and sugar-based confectionery in a Devon factory for a living; one who finds mud on the end of his lance after same-sex shenanigans.
Origins: 'The Little Book of Essential English Swear Words'
‘You can tell he’s a mud jouster.’ ‘How?’ ‘Look at his drink – it’s a half pint.’
‘You can tell he’s a mud jouster.’ ‘How?’ ‘Look at the way he stands.’
‘You can tell he’s a mud jouster.’ ‘How?’ ‘Look at the shit on the end of his cock.’
