Mud Merchant Edit Meaning

1. The act of putting a ziplog bag over your finger and fingering your ass or someone else's ass. The ziplog bag is used so your finge..

1. While having sex on the top of a set of bunk beds, you call out your buddy on the bottom bunk as you are about to ejaculate, and you eja..

1. A lesson in ownage, not that pussy shit like /pwnt, or pwned, or 0wned, but true ownage, hence, w0nd. Bill says: Man my wife just cheat..