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(n.) Unit of measurement, defining the maximum amount of cuteness possible in a single entity.
My girlfriend is so cute, she's at ..
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The Injured Flamingo is simply when you brake the female's arm while making love and force her to give you a handjob.
Yo Mitch tha..
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The arsehole who set the bed on fire after falling asleep with a lit post-shag fag.
Uncle: Did you hear about that lad next door that s..
