Mud Mittens

What is Mud Mittens?

Used and executed as a threat meaning to duct tape a person's hands inside two excrement-filled plastic bags while they sleep.

Claire! I swear you'll wake up with mud mittens if you don't stop talking loudly on the phone while I try to work.

Up The Pumper

1. A term usually reserved for anal intercourse. Don't waste yer time bro'; that bitch don't take it up the pumper. See Ma..

Ereet

1. A spin on the word "elite", common on IRC to describe someone or something that is very good, cool, etc. A spinoff of the chin..

Jossen

1. To steal something from your close friends or collegues. "Last night he jossed my cigarettes", or, "A few months ago, he..

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