Mud Mittens

What is Mud Mittens?

Used and executed as a threat meaning to duct tape a person's hands inside two excrement-filled plastic bags while they sleep.

Claire! I swear you'll wake up with mud mittens if you don't stop talking loudly on the phone while I try to work.

Gitchiest

1. coolest; the balls; the fucking shit (: best best thing on the planet! Your the gitchiest! Oh aren't you the gitchiest. See git..

Emergency Dinner Date

1. When a friend calls and says that they need to talk to you immediately, and you ditch your plans to get dinner and listen to them. I wa..

Touching Spleen

1. having anal sex so hard that you can touch the recipriants spleen. i fucked rhonda so hard i was touching spleen. See anal, fucking, d..

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