Mud Mittens

What is Mud Mittens?

Used and executed as a threat meaning to duct tape a person's hands inside two excrement-filled plastic bags while they sleep.

Claire! I swear you'll wake up with mud mittens if you don't stop talking loudly on the phone while I try to work.

10 At 2

1. She/He was a 10 at 2. This means the girl/guy you would have never talked to at the begining of the night has made it into your life by ..

Heiny Goop Soup

1. diarrhea. From heiny buttocks, goop messy mass and soup liquid I was on the toilet all day with heiny goop soup. Those baked beans loo..

Orangutitties

1. Large, flat pancake-like titties, usually defined by a large space between the breasts. Like the orangutans of Southeast Asia, women wi..

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