Mud Mittens

What is Mud Mittens?

Used and executed as a threat meaning to duct tape a person's hands inside two excrement-filled plastic bags while they sleep.

Claire! I swear you'll wake up with mud mittens if you don't stop talking loudly on the phone while I try to work.

Brucy

1. To appear gay. Metro sexuals are brucy. Me: Hey Mike, You look very brucy today in that hot pink shirt. Mike: Fuck off..

Flatufellate

1. The act of a man farting while receiving oral sex Connie became quite agitated after Sergeant Peters flatufellated her in the back seat..

Slipknot Bitch

1. One of those groupies that listens to the talented, yet very creepy metal bands that wear scary masks and try to be scary. Slipknot Lea..

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