Mud Mittens

What is Mud Mittens?

Used and executed as a threat meaning to duct tape a person's hands inside two excrement-filled plastic bags while they sleep.

Claire! I swear you'll wake up with mud mittens if you don't stop talking loudly on the phone while I try to work.

Mad Mardigan

1. Type of shot that entails a warm shot of tequila and a raw chicken. Mixology: 1 oz warm tequila (preferably a shitty brand). When you..

Moisturization

1. The act of moisturizing; the state of being moist, that which restores moisture, contentment; gratification; comfort; something which sa..

Banterage

1. Making conversation with friends via the medium of email. This is usually carried out whilst in the office when one should actually be w..

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