Mud Mittens

What is Mud Mittens?

Used and executed as a threat meaning to duct tape a person's hands inside two excrement-filled plastic bags while they sleep.

Claire! I swear you'll wake up with mud mittens if you don't stop talking loudly on the phone while I try to work.

The Order Of The Alabaster Parakeet

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Onnagata

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Dna Sample

1. 1. after intercourse when a male removes his condom and places the partially semen covered tip of his penis in the woman/women/mens (app..

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