Mud Mittens

What is Mud Mittens?

Used and executed as a threat meaning to duct tape a person's hands inside two excrement-filled plastic bags while they sleep.

Claire! I swear you'll wake up with mud mittens if you don't stop talking loudly on the phone while I try to work.

Damp Pillow

1. A perverted metaphor for describing the texture of something. Your skin is like a ...... DAMP PILLOW!! See damp, pillow, damn..

Cock Jam

1. The white, sticky, salty, creamy tasting substance that comes out of the penis. She ate my cock jam and loved it! See jizz, come, cock..

Zreffej

1. a bloke who is tanked up and is considered illegal in most countries with skinny people in, but from his undoubted buffness, his genital..

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