Mud Mittens

What is Mud Mittens?

Used and executed as a threat meaning to duct tape a person's hands inside two excrement-filled plastic bags while they sleep.

Claire! I swear you'll wake up with mud mittens if you don't stop talking loudly on the phone while I try to work.

Home Stovetop

1. A term of endearment, i.e., What is going on, my good friend? Word up, my home stovetop...

Duck Batty

1. One who posses both the features of both a duck and that of a batty, eg: someone who quacks all the time and then procedes to fuck off ..

12-channer

1. NounAdverbAdjective Verb -Someone who uses 12 chan regularly. -Creepy old men who give young people that come-hither look. Sarah: E..

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