Mud Mittens

What is Mud Mittens?

Used and executed as a threat meaning to duct tape a person's hands inside two excrement-filled plastic bags while they sleep.

Claire! I swear you'll wake up with mud mittens if you don't stop talking loudly on the phone while I try to work.

Conditional Bitch

1. Person who does things only if others do, showing no independence of thought. I’m in…..lets see who wants to go first….so who’s in? De..

Brown Terror

1. A bowel movement so violoent that it inflicts fear and/or pain. "Sorry I am late, severe case of Brown Terror" See poo, diar..

Dismo

1. a) act of greeting someone or saying goodbye to someone. b) a hardcore thug. a) "Dismo, nigga" b) Holy crap! Look at that d..

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