Mud Mittens

What is Mud Mittens?

Used and executed as a threat meaning to duct tape a person's hands inside two excrement-filled plastic bags while they sleep.

Claire! I swear you'll wake up with mud mittens if you don't stop talking loudly on the phone while I try to work.

In Jiggets

1. In abso-fucking-lute AGONY, esp. after night of excessive drinking, romping, or being kicked in the crotchal area for some reason. Man ..

Glory Totem Pole

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Gigassive

1. 1. ridiculously large synonym(s): ginormous, massive, gigantic, obese, swole, new york, DAYUM "I have to take a gigassive dump.&q..

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