Mud Mittens

What is Mud Mittens?

Used and executed as a threat meaning to duct tape a person's hands inside two excrement-filled plastic bags while they sleep.

Claire! I swear you'll wake up with mud mittens if you don't stop talking loudly on the phone while I try to work.

Cool Collins

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Izaac

1. The term, and or name, for one whom is extremely homoerotic and gay in more ways then imaginable. "Dude, look at that fag over the..

Yahtie

1. word used for the method of smoking weed in a tube on top of tobacco. the tube usally glass(crack stem), is placed threw the side of a p..

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