Mud Mittens

What is Mud Mittens?

Used and executed as a threat meaning to duct tape a person's hands inside two excrement-filled plastic bags while they sleep.

Claire! I swear you'll wake up with mud mittens if you don't stop talking loudly on the phone while I try to work.

Ratty-ass

1. An object or person that is in bad condition. Having fallen into a state of disrepair or deterioration, as through neglect; broken-down..

Quelck

1. -noun- pronounced "qwelk"; Easily described as the testicular prime meridian, the quelck is located between the grundle/taint ..

Uisjackolope

1. A person incapable of having sex, since he sucked his penis so much it withered up and broke off. "Jack, you don't have a pen..

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