Mud Mittens

What is Mud Mittens?

Used and executed as a threat meaning to duct tape a person's hands inside two excrement-filled plastic bags while they sleep.

Claire! I swear you'll wake up with mud mittens if you don't stop talking loudly on the phone while I try to work.

Asslicker

1. One who licks ass because he or she sucks so bad. Also, an ass kisser who is such a loser that he or she must lick the ass they are kiss..

Kernlanr

1. lop sided bladder in body My bladder is really kernlanred..

Zaidee

1. Someone who goes clubbing every friday. Zaidees are usually teachers, but you would never expect it. Whoa. That chick's such a Zai..

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