What is Mud Pie?
1.
anal cream pie, i.e. the act of ejaculating inside someone's asshole while performing anal sex.
Johan didn't pull out of her ass in time, thus giving Samantha a nice mudpie.
2.
When a male anally penetrates a female then pulls out of her shvinkter and puts his poo-covered penis into her vagina and penetrates that way, thus combining the "mud" (poo) and "pie" (pussy) and eating it.
"This mud pie is so sweet and tangy!"
3.
When you crap in your pants, then remove them. You proceed to tell your loved one to close their eyes. Then you proceed to slap her in the face with the excrement ladened under garments.
I gave your mom a mud pie.
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4.
This is when you are doing a girl from behind and you crap in your hand a reach around and smash the "mud pack" all in the girls face. This is an extreme Dirty Sanchez.
I was having my way with a gal the other night and gave her the ole mud pie.
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