What is Mud Touched The Cloth?
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AKA "mud touched the cotton"
When you soil your underpants due to an unexpected
Please note that this is the extreme case of a shart in which the fecal matter explodes beyond the crevice of your butt crack and makes contact with your undergarments.
Harold pushed his fart out so hard that the mud touched the cloth. His wife regrets making the bean burritos.
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Random Words:
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When you get hit in your small intestine you lose all bowl movements
Potter gave me a duodenum punch and I lost all bowl movements
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A euphemism for "to tear someone a new asshole" — that is, to come down on someone very harshly as a punishment
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