What is Mud Trumpet?
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When a girl is licking your ass and you fart in her mouth blowing her cheeks fill up with ass air making it look like she is playing your ass trumpet
This girl was licking my ass and I had a huge burrito for lunch and I thought it would be a great opportunity to give her a mud trumpet so I just ripped a fart in her mouth - she looked like a jazz musican playing my mud trumpet
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