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The means of transportation you employ when walking somewhere.
"I've been taking the shoelace express to work ever since that..
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An extremely inexpensive prostitue.
Oh my god! That Melissa chick down the street sucked the cum right outta me last night for just $5..
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Someone stupid. A dumbass or gimp. Basically, being retarded.
That kid's riding the short bus...