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1. taking a shit
2. making number two
I missed the end of last night's game 'cause I was dropping a duce in the can.
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Getting double fisted by an Englishman.
I pulled down Jeb's trousers and gave him a painful Russian Muffin.
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a dildo in the shape of a crucifix
I found a jackhammer jesus in Kelly's pillowcase..