What is Muddy Carpet?
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When the male places his smooth family jewels inside of his partners warm birth canal, while making sweet love to her pudding maker at the same time.
Dude, me and the ladyfriend were fucking nasty last night. She creamed herself when I gave her the muddy carpet.
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To completely knock over (by spastic hand motions) 1 or more cups in a game of beer pong. Usually when trying to stop a bounce.
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A utensil used for serving asparagus. Also, anal sex.
I got an asparagus fork for my birthday from my boyfriend.
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The founder/current operator of "Wrenn Avenue Industries"
Won the 2007 U.S. World's Best Prostitute competition.
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