What is Muddy Carpet?
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When the male places his smooth family jewels inside of his partners warm birth canal, while making sweet love to her pudding maker at the same time.
Dude, me and the ladyfriend were fucking nasty last night. She creamed herself when I gave her the muddy carpet.
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