Muddy Carpet

What is Muddy Carpet?

When the male places his smooth family jewels inside of his partners warm birth canal, while making sweet love to her pudding maker at the same time.

Dude, me and the ladyfriend were fucking nasty last night. She creamed herself when I gave her the muddy carpet.

See muddy, ass, vagina, pleasure, anal

Zeedislapedis

1. Zenon's clever way of saying, "Oh shit" "Zeedislapedis! I totally forgot about my test today!" See Sarah..

3e8

1. Speed of light. The Speed of Light is 3x10^8, or 300,000,000 meters per second..

W.g.a.r.a.

1. Who gives a rats ass Pete: Hey Vinny,did you hear the Yankees signed Clemens today?..Vinny: Pete,W.G.A.R.A. See who cares, big deal..

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