Muddy Carpet

What is Muddy Carpet?

When the male places his smooth family jewels inside of his partners warm birth canal, while making sweet love to her pudding maker at the same time.

Dude, me and the ladyfriend were fucking nasty last night. She creamed herself when I gave her the muddy carpet.

See muddy, ass, vagina, pleasure, anal

Yuh

1. used as a function word especially to express assent or agreement or to introduce a more emphatic or explicit phrase; yes "Do you ..

Assnub

1. An assnub, is someone who sucks really really hard. and i mean really really hard! its history dates back to the begining of time, or b..

Ton

1. 100 - strangely, not 1000 - GB pounds sterling. Or any other currency for that matter. from cockney dialect. oi geez, lend us a ton? ..

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