Muddy Carpetbagger

What is Muddy Carpetbagger?

The Muddy Carpetbagger is the act of dipping a scrotum in chocolate pudding and inserting it into a vagina or anus.

Bob and I had gay relations and I gave him a Muddy Carpetbagger.

See muddy, carpetbagger, scrotum, vagina, anus

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