Muddy Crutch

What is Muddy Crutch?


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when you get a dirty dick after anal sex

"aww man i got a muddy crutch last night dude"

"aww sick man, what happend"

"i gave her some alabama grills, with some ice"

See muddy crutch, anal, dirty, dick


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