Muddy Helmet

What is Muddy Helmet?

The head of a penis that has been inserted and removed from an anus.

Sara forgot to take a dump before i pounded her asshole, when i pulled out my cock was covered in shit. I hate cleaning up a muddy helmet.

See skitzo

Ostitute

1. someone with a colostomy (usually while in prison) who sells his colostomy hole for sex. That guy who got shot in the stomach wound up ..

Clumple

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Foot-fucked

1. To get foot-fucked is to get get foot-molested in full view of everyone by a sexy Scotsman. And subsequently to have nightmares (read: w..

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