What is Muddy Mike?
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V. The swipping of ones ass to accumulate cake batter on the forefinger, then performing a quick stroke over an unsuspecting victims upper lip (just beneath the nose). Also known as a Dirty Sanchez.
I counteracted his Spoony Sam with a quick Muddy Mike, leaving reminants of corn and nuts on his lip.
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Large, mushy boobs that melt into wide puddles when the woman lies on her back.
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(glyph). A vampire sperm smiley.
A: Quick, cover your neck! Look out for that sperm!
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