What is Muddy Mike?
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V. The swipping of ones ass to accumulate cake batter on the forefinger, then performing a quick stroke over an unsuspecting victims upper lip (just beneath the nose). Also known as a Dirty Sanchez.
I counteracted his Spoony Sam with a quick Muddy Mike, leaving reminants of corn and nuts on his lip.
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Someone who is eternally retarded.
What? She bought cigarettes instead of formula? What an eternitard!
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A small feeling of being elated. The same feeling you get when you pop bubble wrap.
How you doing?
Oh, you know, just kickin' pig..