Muddy Platypus

What is Muddy Platypus?


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When a guy takes a dump on a female, ejaculates onto the fecal materials, than mixes it and flattens it into the shape of a pancake and feeds it to the mistress and proceeds to sexually drill her until she shatifys herself

mitch and i were walkin to bart, giving a definition of the muddy platypus

See crap, shit, turds, poop, scat


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