What is Muddy Playing Conditions?


1.

Situational condition whereby anal sexual play would be prohibited due to Diarrhea or other loose stool situations.

Ted was horned up and ready for some intense anal intercourse. Unfortunately, his girlfrend had an earlier assplosionand he was disappointed when she refused him rear entry due to her Muddy Playing Conditions.

See assplosion, diarrhea, mud butt, runs, shits


0

Random Words:

1. The conscious abstention from masturbation in an effort to make future acts of sex more intense and pleasurable. Can be used as adjectiv..
1. laughing out of my ass ieva i'm looma right now See lol, lmao, laugh out loud, hehe..
1. Someone who is atleast half asian who, because of one or more relatives' genetics, doesn't have black hair. Tom has asian eye..