What is Muddy Playing Conditions?
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Situational condition whereby anal sexual play would be prohibited due to Diarrhea or other loose stool situations.
Ted was horned up and ready for some intense anal intercourse. Unfortunately, his girlfrend had an earlier
assplosion and he was disappointed when she refused him rear entry due to her Muddy Playing Conditions.
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Slang term for pussy, cunt or beaver.
I wouldn't mind playing a few notes on her Bavarian water harp.....
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1.(v) An offensive/defensive move performed by bending ones arm and using the forearm to connect across the face or neck of an individua..
