What is Muddy Playing Conditions?
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Situational condition whereby anal sexual play would be prohibited due to Diarrhea or other loose stool situations.
Ted was horned up and ready for some intense anal intercourse. Unfortunately, his girlfrend had an earlier
assplosion and he was disappointed when she refused him rear entry due to her Muddy Playing Conditions.
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Slang for the anus or asshole.
I gave it to that girl right in the rusty penny.
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Someone who pounds vagina excessively hard.
your a god damn twat smasher, you made me bleed from all corners of my happy hole.
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Semi long, outgrown rebelious hair that is shorter than a mullet with fringe. This hair style can usually be seen on cute boys who liste..
