What is Muddy Playing Conditions?
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Situational condition whereby anal sexual play would be prohibited due to Diarrhea or other loose stool situations.
Ted was horned up and ready for some intense anal intercourse. Unfortunately, his girlfrend had an earlier
assplosion and he was disappointed when she refused him rear entry due to her Muddy Playing Conditions.
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A comical word to be used in place of "con" "jip" "cheated".
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Those annoying people that make out in the middle of the hallway at school and get really offended if you run into them.
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