What is Muddy Playing Conditions?
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Situational condition whereby anal sexual play would be prohibited due to Diarrhea or other loose stool situations.
Ted was horned up and ready for some intense anal intercourse. Unfortunately, his girlfrend had an earlier
assplosion and he was disappointed when she refused him rear entry due to her Muddy Playing Conditions.
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A polite and indirect way of calling someone a cunt.
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The coolest thing ever. Invented by B.L. and C.R.
dude, they scored..."Up top where the short people can reach"
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