What is Muddy Playing Conditions?
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Situational condition whereby anal sexual play would be prohibited due to Diarrhea or other loose stool situations.
Ted was horned up and ready for some intense anal intercourse. Unfortunately, his girlfrend had an earlier
assplosion and he was disappointed when she refused him rear entry due to her Muddy Playing Conditions.
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Used to accuse someone of having remarkably bad breath
Dude, get out of my personal space, smells like you've been necking turds.
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