Muddy Pretzel

What is Muddy Pretzel?

when you engage in anal sex, and when theres feces on the tip of the penis, the other partner licks it off.

Ron gave Shirley a muddy pretzel and her teeth were brown for a week.

See fudge packer, dirty sanchez

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