What is Muddy Rudder?
1.
Either a hetero or homosexual maneuver where subject is railed up the crap-hole and then mushroom- slapped across the face with the shit-covered dong in a side-to-side motion.
Dude, I totally gave her the "Muddy Rudder" and she didn't even complain.
2.
When you are doing someone anally and they diarrhea on your cock. Then you take out your cock and cock slap repetitively switching from left to right cheek (face cheek).
In order to spice up their marriage Bill and Kate tried doing the muddy rudder.
It took Kate a long time to get the shit off her face after Bill preformed the muddy rudder on her.
I was doing her in the back side and then she got the runs, so i gave her the muddy rudder.
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3.
A nautical technique used to direct sailboat's when the rudder is broken. One party on the boat inserts his penis into another's anus, thereby placing fecal matter on the penis to use for grip. The penis is then dipped in the water to provide direction to the craft.
We were in a tight spot when the boat lost it's steering, but I used a muddy rudder to get us back on course.
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