Mudpack

What is Mudpack?


1.

Fecal matter smeared around the anus preventing further matter from passing.

jaay woke up one day with such a seriuos mudpack that not even a strong laxative could cure causing his eyes to tear up.

See Jeff

2.

Fecal matter "packed" in and around the anus preventing other matter from passing. There are various ways to remove a mudpack. The two most popular are as follows:

1. Melting the mudpack: If your mudpack is all dried up and crusty, simply use a lighter or a strike anywhere match to melt it away. Beware of the drip!!

2. Icepick & hammer: This is pretty self-explanatory. Simply chisel away the shitty goodness!

Surgeon General's Warning: When melting a serious mudpack, use caution because dingleberries are extremely flammable.

jaay woke up one day with such a serious mudpack that not even a strong laxative could cure.


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