Mudpie Delight

What is Mudpie Delight?


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Verb: The act of shitting into your hand, and then using the shit to masterbate with. Mudpie delights are a great way to get infections in your penis.

Matt:"I wonder what that creepy kid in our algebra class does when he goes home?"

Chris:"Idk he prob goes home and beats his dick with his shit."

Matt:"Oh like a mudpie delight?"

Chris:"Dude who the hell comes up with names for that stuff...."

Charlie gave himself a mudpie delight before his girlfriend gave him head, cuz she's a cheating slut.

See shit, masterbation, rubbing one out


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