Mud-turtle

What is Mud-turtle?


1.

girl you would hook up with drunk, but not sober.

Q: dude i was so hammered last night what happen?

A: Dude you hooked up with that mud-turtle with the acne all over her face.

See girls, drunk, beer, sex, blacked out


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