Mudwaffle

What is Mudwaffle?

The perfectly shaped pieces of mud that get tracked on your floor when some asshole doesn't wipe their feet before coming in.

Person A: Yo, take off your Tims son, you're leaving mudwaffles on my damn flo.

Person B: My bad yo.

See tracks, mud, dirt, grime, footprints

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