What is Mudwick?
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A blockage of the male urethra by fecal matter, occurring as a result of violent anal sex without proper preparation. It is removed by grasping the base of the penis and squeezing the blockage out the tip, causing it to resemble the wick of a candle.
"Maybe now she'll figure out why I bought her that enema kit for Valentine's Day", he mused, as he watched his Mudwick curl slowly, lovingly, onto her back.
Random Words:
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A relationship based solely on text messaging--much like any good relationship based on solely on sex.
Friend: I see her looking at you..
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Pissing in the office or shop water bottle then putting it back.
Those bastards fired so I left them with a lemonaid stand.
See piss, ..
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when someone is showing der butt crack
tom: i was up in da mall and dis bitch was pulling a vered
jered: eww dog dats nasty
See crack..
