What is Muesday?
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The Tuesday following a holiday Monday. Feels like Monday, but is actually a Tuesday. Can totally fuck your week up and cause you to miss meetings and piss off your friends.
I missed an appointment today because my subconscious was convinced it was Monday, when it was actually Muesday.
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v. To masturbate to other motorists while driving.
Woman #1: What was that driver staring at?
Woman #2: I think he was pulling a dirty..