Muesday

What is Muesday?

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The Tuesday following a holiday Monday. Feels like Monday, but is actually a Tuesday. Can totally fuck your week up and cause you to miss meetings and piss off your friends.

I missed an appointment today because my subconscious was convinced it was Monday, when it was actually Muesday.

See monday, tuesday, holiday, subconscious, fuck

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