What is Muff?
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Contrary to popular believe, the word muff is not associated with hair at all. Instead, the word "muff" is an inoffensive, slang word for a vagina. Muffs can range from dainty and tight to floppy and roast beef colored. Some muffs smell fishy or sweaty, and others smell like skin or roses. Some muffs are hairy, others are bare, and some have razor burn or ingrown hairs. Females (and transexuals) of all ages have muffs. There are baby muffs and grandma muffs. Most muffs have a week of bleeding, unless the owner is on some sort of contraceptive (see: Depovera, Seasonal). It is also the root word for Muffdiver, Muffed, and Muffdoctor.
Jan decided to go on birth control because the muffdoctor said that it would prevent pregnancy, cramping, and that weird smell coming from her muff.
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A large bush of pubic hair, often matted or untamed.
"Girls in porn should just know to shave their muff."
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A 'muff' in more innocent days was: a small cylindrical fur cover that one rests their hands between for warmth. It is used in Charlote Bronte's 'JANE EYRE,' I just couldn't stop laughing when I read this...
"Gathering my mantle about me, and sheltering my hands in my muff, I did not feel the cold." Middle of chapter 12.
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a very hairy pussy.
When Bob ate her muff, he got lots of pubic hair stuck in his teeth.
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vagina, not pubs or dirty vagina, just vagina, how else do you muff dive, you need to enter the vagina with your tongue like a scuba dude or snorkeler,
That chicks muff was so tight!
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hand warmer
it was a very cold day and her hands were in a muff
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1)a slang term for a woman's vaginal region. usually referrencing to the hair covering the vagina. it should be noted that when using this word to illustrate hair, it is only applicable when the hair is wildly untamed. 2)a drunken fool alive during the late 1800's and regularly refferenced in the the tom sawyer books as "muff potter".
is that buck wheat in a leg-lock??? oh wait, thats just her muff.
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