Muff Banter Edit Meaning

1. The window of opportunity in which to talk to a person to whom you might be attracted, prior to when you have undressed them in your ima..

1. When you are taking a shit and it is alternating quickly from runny shit-farts-solid shit making a sound similar to a machine gun shooti..

1. An alternative rendering of the word "smear", intended to give a false sense of sophistication to the term, juxtaposed against..