What is Muff Buffer?
1.
A Muff Buffer is a man’s beard that is more than a 1/4 inches in length. Long enough so that when performing the art of cunilingus the beard tickles the girls Twat and also creates a street sweeper effect cleaning any lint or "Muff Biscuits" that might be there.
"It was her time of the month and I cought a Blood Biscuit in my Muff Buffer"
"She had a Yeast Infection, I have been pullin Bread Pellets out of my Muff Buffer"
See
2.
A lesbian. Muff being slang for vagina in some parts of the English speaking world.
Sadly for some Muff Buffers, all men are the enemy.
See
Random Words:
1.
B.E.S.T. and C.O.O.L.E.S.T. cat in the history. Kitty Purry, owned by Katy Perry, is GOLD.
romeo: Jesus, this cat is the coolest!
juli..
1.
A giant, soft like piece of shit that one exerts from themselves. This shit can be as big as Jabba him self or have a similar shape to i..
