Muff Buffer

What is Muff Buffer?


1.

A Muff Buffer is a man’s beard that is more than a 1/4 inches in length. Long enough so that when performing the art of cunilingus the beard tickles the girls Twat and also creates a street sweeper effect cleaning any lint or "Muff Biscuits" that might be there.

"It was her time of the month and I cought a Blood Biscuit in my Muff Buffer"

"She had a Yeast Infection, I have been pullin Bread Pellets out of my Muff Buffer"

See muff, buffer, beard, facial hair, hair

2.

A lesbian. Muff being slang for vagina in some parts of the English speaking world.

Sadly for some Muff Buffers, all men are the enemy.

See lesbians, dykes, muff divers, carpet munchers


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