Muff Dagger Edit Meaning

1. When someone is so retarded that they are paralyzed. Yo man that nigga over there is so retardalyzed! See retardalyzed..

1. The ruiner of an up-and-coming good time. Ching: Oh hey, here comes Matt! Qaz: He ruined a game of scrabble yesterday. Ching: Really?..

1. The pervert's version of the ipod touch. With genital simulation Old man Jenkin's got himself an ipod fondle See ipod, touc..