Muff Dived Edit Meaning

1. Elite defenseman who skates like the wind, makes passes like Hemsky, and plays rock-solid defense. Future Norris Trophy winner. Wow, wh..

1. The residue found on a muff in the early morning. The texture is foam-esque and the smell is that of dried fish innards. Beth: I heard ..

1. (v) to wipe your dirty ass with your index, middle and ring fingers in unison. Typically one does this when there is no toilet paper or..