Muff Diving Edit Meaning

1.

To orally please a wordMuff

To eat out a hairy pussy

Man! I went muff divingthe other day and the dentist said he was glad i'd started flossing again!

2.

To Orally please a woman.

Nick went muff diving last night. Wheeeee!

See Bob Dole

3.

To eat out a pussy that hasn't been shaved.

Garrett wanted to go muff diving into fur burgers, but he couldn't find any meat.

See twat, crotch, pergina, cunt, putang

4.

To eat out a pussy with a "muff", which is a jungle of pubic hair. This can sometimes result in embarassing situations in which people tell you that you have a pubic hair or two caught in your teeth. Not reccomended for people with standards.

Larry went muff diving once without the proper jungle-cutting equipment and got lost for days.

See muff, oral, twat, poon

5.

Cunnilingus

My woman won't blow men unless I go muff diving first!

6.

To eat out, oral sex on a woman.

"I went muff diving on the Queen of England."

See oral, muff, diving, queen, sex

7.

to orally please a women with a muff.

I went muff diving last night