What is Muff Diving?
1.
To orally please a
To eat out a hairy pussy
Man! I went muff divingthe other day and the dentist said he was glad i'd started flossing again!
2.
To Orally please a woman.
Nick went muff diving last night. Wheeeee!
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3.
To eat out a pussy that hasn't been shaved.
Garrett wanted to go muff diving into fur burgers, but he couldn't find any meat.
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4.
To eat out a pussy with a "muff", which is a jungle of pubic hair. This can sometimes result in embarassing situations in which people tell you that you have a pubic hair or two caught in your teeth. Not reccomended for people with standards.
Larry went muff diving once without the proper jungle-cutting equipment and got lost for days.
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5.
Cunnilingus
My woman won't blow men unless I go muff diving first!
6.
To eat out, oral sex on a woman.
"I went muff diving on the Queen of England."
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7.
to orally please a women with a muff.
I went muff diving last night
