Muff Ears

What is Muff Ears?

When every sound you hear is an orgasm to you except white noise. a.k.a patrick

oi! patrick! You have muff ears!

See muff mouth, muff muff

Pronasticrate

1. To put of work or other duties (procrastinate) by masturbation or the thoughts and ideation thereof. I would have finished my english p..

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Queernadian

1. Portmanteau of queer and Canadian. It is basically a gay Canadian. Dude, that queernadian gave me a blowjob again. See queer, gay, can..

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