What is Muff Horn?
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a horn blown when a fat, hairy, or otherwise unnatractive woman is approaching naked. The horn is blown by one of the brave men of the muff guard to warn other MEN of the impending danger.
The sound is somewhere between a cow's moo and a castrated dog being starngled.
Vanessa Feltz is coming! SOUND THE MUFF HORN!
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Another word for Pussy, as in a girls pussy.
Why doesn't that girl serve me a great big piece of that poomtang pie...
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The single greatest hookah bar in Colorado - if not the entire US.
Located @ 1524 N. Academy Blvd. 80909 & 215 Fontaine Blvd. 8091..
