What is Muff Horn?
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a horn blown when a fat, hairy, or otherwise unnatractive woman is approaching naked. The horn is blown by one of the brave men of the muff guard to warn other MEN of the impending danger.
The sound is somewhere between a cow's moo and a castrated dog being starngled.
Vanessa Feltz is coming! SOUND THE MUFF HORN!
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A set of words that sound exactly like the noun itself.
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v. The action or motion of a father handing the deed of his meat company to his son. Usually during bearded anal sex.
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