Muff Horn

What is Muff Horn?

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a horn blown when a fat, hairy, or otherwise unnatractive woman is approaching naked. The horn is blown by one of the brave men of the muff guard to warn other MEN of the impending danger.

The sound is somewhere between a cow's moo and a castrated dog being starngled.

Vanessa Feltz is coming! SOUND THE MUFF HORN!

See muff, naked, fat, hairy, flee

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