What is Muff Horn?
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a horn blown when a fat, hairy, or otherwise unnatractive woman is approaching naked. The horn is blown by one of the brave men of the muff guard to warn other MEN of the impending danger.
The sound is somewhere between a cow's moo and a castrated dog being starngled.
Vanessa Feltz is coming! SOUND THE MUFF HORN!
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A hairy man who is more horny then average, Usually of german ancestory and has become bored of conventional sexual techniques.
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All you're going to have tonight is your hand to keep you busy 'cause the only thing you got turned is down.
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