What is Muff Horn?
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a horn blown when a fat, hairy, or otherwise unnatractive woman is approaching naked. The horn is blown by one of the brave men of the muff guard to warn other MEN of the impending danger.
The sound is somewhere between a cow's moo and a castrated dog being starngled.
Vanessa Feltz is coming! SOUND THE MUFF HORN!
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- an old ass that smells like a left over pile of shit
- mostly very hairy, covered with lots of funky stuff.
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The beta-test for The University of Cambridge.
I wonder why the University of Oxford has had no Nobel Prize winner in the past quarter ..
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To be attracted to young children, around 7-11 years of age specifically but can be used for any form of Pedophilia
That guy just keeps..
