What is Muff Horn?
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a horn blown when a fat, hairy, or otherwise unnatractive woman is approaching naked. The horn is blown by one of the brave men of the muff guard to warn other MEN of the impending danger.
The sound is somewhere between a cow's moo and a castrated dog being starngled.
Vanessa Feltz is coming! SOUND THE MUFF HORN!
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A Slang Term For A Homo-sexual Male that Avoids Pussy (Vagina) At All Cost.
You Know He's Gay right, a straight up pussy dodger.
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When a woman's breast are too big for her bra and it looks like she has four breasts.
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