What is Muff Horn?
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a horn blown when a fat, hairy, or otherwise unnatractive woman is approaching naked. The horn is blown by one of the brave men of the muff guard to warn other MEN of the impending danger.
The sound is somewhere between a cow's moo and a castrated dog being starngled.
Vanessa Feltz is coming! SOUND THE MUFF HORN!
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A worm that is not very comfortable.
Chris: I am the uncomfortable worm.
Mario: I thought you were a human???
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An employee who maintains a position at a company despite the fact that all of his job duties have been reassigned to other employees. T..
