What is Muff Horn?
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a horn blown when a fat, hairy, or otherwise unnatractive woman is approaching naked. The horn is blown by one of the brave men of the muff guard to warn other MEN of the impending danger.
The sound is somewhere between a cow's moo and a castrated dog being starngled.
Vanessa Feltz is coming! SOUND THE MUFF HORN!
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Like the word lollerskates, but using w00t instead of lol.
I just made it up. Yay for me!..
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police officers.
law enforcement officers
crooked ass police officers
oh shit here come them killer whales!..
