Muff Melter

What is Muff Melter?


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After a long night at the bar you finally picked up that last call ho. You ruffied her and she guided you to her place. She's laying down before you in her bed, skirt hacked up. You turn on her curling iron, wait afer laying gentle kisses in her gentle area...then stick the burning hot melter in her pussy. muff melter.

"Hey man, you burn that pussy the other night?"

"Yeah man,muff melter"

"She suffer 3rd or 5th degree?"

See burned


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