Muff Monkey

What is Muff Monkey?

1.Old navy slang for a penis. 2.Sailor who can't stay out of whore-houses.

There goe's Bert on liberty again. What a muff monkey.

See dick, shlong, johnson, willie, horn dog, pussy whipped

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