Muff Pirate

What is Muff Pirate?

1.

One who takes advantage of a woman when she's incapacitated: i.e. "pirating the muff."

"Damn did you hear that Matt just straight up went to town on Olivia's muff last night when she was passed out drunk? He's a straight up muff pirate!"

"I knew Matt had pirated my muff last night when I woke up with no pubic hair. He's a notorious muff pirate."

See muff, vagina, rape, pussy, clit, pubic hair

2.

The act of shaving the muff whilst a woman is asleep. Thus, literally pirating the muff.

I pirate so much muff I have a pubic hair stash. I am the ultimate muff pirate! Brooklyn!

See muff, pirate, pussy, shaving, sleep

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