Muff Pod

What is Muff Pod?


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A small collection of dried semen collected in a tangle of pubic hairs on or around one's ballsack. Sometimes a combination of sperm, crabs, and sweat together.

Damn, my mom caught me beatin' it, now I've got this huge muff pod yanking on my nuts cause I had no time to clean up.

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