Muff Puff Edit Meaning

1.

a vaginal fart

during great sexual pleasures, only slightly offputting

2.

blowing your nose into a girls vagina

"yo last night i had the worst cold, so i just kept giving my bitch the muff puffs"

See muff, putt, muff puff, blow, nose, vagina

3.

n. When the top of ones pussy is fat or "puffy" but the girl herself is not.

Oh my God Sarah, you can totally see your huge muff puff in that swim suit.

4.

An odor eliminating device used mainly for marijuana smoke consisting of an open-ended listerine bottle stuffed with dryer sheets and various accessories.

Dude, I took a HUGE hit and coughed all the smoke into the muff puff so it wouldn't smell like smoke in my room.

See smoke, smell, odor, bottle, scent, listerine

5.

the lady who drinks from the hairy cup of love.

"i know this girl who is proper lez, she is a real MUFF PUFF

See carpet muncher, dyke, lezbo