Muff Punting

What is Muff Punting?

literally, to punt a muff.

the female version of a kick in the balls. When you boot a chick in the gooch, punt her in the vagina, and so on..

"She dumped me, so me and the guys went over to the sorrority house to do a little muff punting."

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