What is Muffaluffagus?
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1 - Looks like a burnt down forest, black stubs surrounding your every move.
2 - Could be mistaken for a chia pet
3 - The equivalent of a dinasaur bush thats never been touched.
I decided to move down my former girlfriends (Kate) undies and felt a hairy beaver tail. Quickly retracted my hand from those surroundings and proceeded to break up with her the following day. .... YES it was THAT bad.
Random Words:
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If you consume cheetos and do not wash your hands before you masturbate, you will be left with an old orange one.
I got wasted last nig..
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something done in Math.
teacher: define the variables students
student: screw you..
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so sexy its beyond human comprehension; 2. God ; 3. great in the sack; 4. freaking hot.
holy crap is that Anthony Crosby
See anthony, ..