What is Muffaluffagus?
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1 - Looks like a burnt down forest, black stubs surrounding your every move.
2 - Could be mistaken for a chia pet
3 - The equivalent of a dinasaur bush thats never been touched.
I decided to move down my former girlfriends (Kate) undies and felt a hairy beaver tail. Quickly retracted my hand from those surroundings and proceeded to break up with her the following day. .... YES it was THAT bad.
Random Words:
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A drunk mans dick. Inaccurate, untrustworthy, but hits the target when you need it to.
I'm going to park my fun scud in your love..
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Save the endless amounts of energy i know you use everyday saying 'no pun intended..' by combining unintended and pun in to on..