Muffaluffagus

What is Muffaluffagus?

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1 - Looks like a burnt down forest, black stubs surrounding your every move.

2 - Could be mistaken for a chia pet

3 - The equivalent of a dinasaur bush thats never been touched.

I decided to move down my former girlfriends (Kate) undies and felt a hairy beaver tail. Quickly retracted my hand from those surroundings and proceeded to break up with her the following day. .... YES it was THAT bad.
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