Muffard

What is Muffard?


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What you name your kid to make him or her hate their life.

Comes from <slang term> "muff," meaning vagina. You might as well call your child "Vaginard."

"Man, Muffard is going to grow up to be a serial killer who collects teddybears."

"Muffard! Get to the chopper!"

-Arnold Schwarzenegger.

See muff, vagina, crackbaby


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