Muffcheese

What is Muffcheese?

Globular nasties in and around the vulva formed from dried secretions, lint and other vaginal nasties.

I woulda eaten you out, but I'm muffcheese intolerant.

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Vagina Tarp

1. Any article of clothing worn by a human female who is of sexual maturity. Victoria's Secret is a vagina tarp outlet...

Peinciliaphobia

1. The fear of penile diseases. The doctor said I had penis cancer. I screamed. I obviously have a peinciliaphobia. See phobia, sick..

Sphilter

1. Shit-fart separator My cossey became red and inflamed when my sphilter malfunctioned during a recent bout with diarrhea. See shit-fart..

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