Muffed Up

What is Muffed Up?

1.

The polite way to describe somthing that is "fucked up"

Jack muffed up Jason's face after Jason attempted to finger Jacks mothers asshole while she was sleeping.

See scott

2.

muffed up means fucked up. use "muff" to replace fuck. very fun to use so you dont get in trouble by the parentals or offend the old folks. use different variations of muff too-muffer, muffing, etc.

That's muffed up dude!

Go muff yourself.

See muf, muff, muffed, muffing, muffed up

3.

In a way the same as Muff diving, but all over the place.

Damn...you got all muffed up!!!!!

See muff, muff diving, eating out, felatio

4.

phrase referring to fucking up sex by not shaving your muff

We was about to hit it right, but i reached in, felt that bush and though "damn, this bitch muffed up." She knew she muffed up too.

See muff, bush, hairy, sex, cooch

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