Muffett

What is Muffett?

A man with a bald spot and a hudge forehead. It takes him 10-15 seconds come figure out a come-back. Instead of a comb back its a comb forward.

My muffett throws girl like fits all day.

Under The Hood

1. describing how large a womans breastsor tits are... similar to junk in the trunk Damn she got a lota junk in the trunk but nothing unde..

Shmlong

1. a 1 inch phalis shaped object that appears between the legs and secretes shmegma throughout the day Jarod had to change his diaper ever..

Ultimate Cleansing

1. When you're so drunk that you feel sick, and on your way to the bathroom you suddenly get the urge to take a shit. You choose to sa..

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