What is Muffin Code?
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Used at my school to talk about sex and not have anybody know about it. Invented by some hot girls.
have/eat a muffin= sex
Blueberries= guy
Raspberries= girl
Peach= public hair
Banana= penis
plastic wrap= condom
You can add whatever fruit and/or eating utensil you want. With the miracle of the muffin code...understanding is absolute!
Girl 1: "You have a muffin last night?"
Girl 2: "Yeah, Raspberry on top mostly.
ate for a whole hour"
Girl 1: "taste good?"
Girl 2: "Hell ya! Eating raspberries and blueberries at the same time...mmmmm"
Random Words:
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disarmingly melodic
See brahms
2.
your mom loves us, waaaay too much
"yes, union pulse, yes! yes!"
See mouth..
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brown or discolored front teeth..
rotting teeth
dude, did you see bobby he has a nasty
doo doo tooth.
AKA. D.D.T
See tooth, poop, ..
