Muffin Code

What is Muffin Code?

Used at my school to talk about sex and not have anybody know about it. Invented by some hot girls.

have/eat a muffin= sex

Blueberries= guy

Raspberries= girl

Peach= public hair

Banana= penis

plastic wrap= condom

You can add whatever fruit and/or eating utensil you want. With the miracle of the muffin code...understanding is absolute!

Girl 1: "You have a muffin last night?"

Girl 2: "Yeah, Raspberry on top mostly.

ate for a whole hour"

Girl 1: "taste good?"

Girl 2: "Hell ya! Eating raspberries and blueberries at the same time...mmmmm"

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