What is Muffin Cruncher?
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The act of punching a womans vagina during sexual intercourse. (i.e. - vagina punch)
"I heard he likes it rough."
"Oh! Is he a muffin cruncher?"
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2.
A female who prefers muffin to schlong.
She doesn't seem to like guys; I think she's a muffin cruncher.
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Instead of men screwing women over, this is the term used when a woman screws a man over.
"I caught him cheating on me, so I vadge..