Muffin Cruncher

What is Muffin Cruncher?

The act of punching a womans vagina during sexual intercourse. (i.e. - vagina punch)

"I heard he likes it rough."

"Oh! Is he a muffin cruncher?"

See muffin, cruncher, vagina, punch, pussy

A female who prefers muffin to schlong.

She doesn't seem to like guys; I think she's a muffin cruncher.

See dyke, lesbo, muff diver, carpet muncher

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